Let me summarize:
1) This is a 2 star hotel.
2) No internet in the room. Internet in the lobby is a joke. Extremely slow and flaky.
3) The hotel is in an isolated location. The taxi charges 3X to get out to anywhere. Anything is 5km away.
4) The beds are so bad, that it seems as though they picked from the trash can outside dorms.
5) No microwave. No Outside food or drinks allowed. Remember any business is 5km away.
6) Goa is a western town. Everything is over hyped. Extremely expensive, and hugely sub standard for the price.
7) This hotel charges 3X for a 2 star hotel.