The De Luxe room was like staying in your Grandma's spare room, it was tired, shabby, dated. But wait, granny does have a lovely jacuzzi tub in the bathroom! Fantastic! Let's fill it .. 30 mins later - no water pressure ! it covers the jets - BUT you press the button and no bubbles, you find it does not work.. Oh granny why so shabby ! Why is the wall paper torn by suitcases and not repaired, what lovely drab colours you have grandma and lovely ancient arm chairs ! Art on the wall - lovely if you are granny .. Granny why no english TV? Why Leaking, running, stained toilet with no repair ?? Shutters on the Windows, lovely, when did they get painted and repaired ?? .. When granny was young and grandad was alive is my guess .. Just after liberation maybe !
BUT WAIT HERE IS THE BEST.. NO AIR CON IN THE HOTEL ANYWHERE!! That may work in Blighty - but we are in grape growing country, and they need heat to grow .. Hot as Hot can be in the roof of the hotel.. But a massive fan is provided, lucky you if you can sleep with the noise from something of an equal decibel to a B52 propellor, and an air flow over your body of a Maclaren aerodynamic test tunnel. You can always turn it off and sweat. The staff are lovely though, genuinely they are so nice.The meal was nice- limited menu, expensive, but very nice. .. Cannot fault it for good taste. All in all a sad visit, I feel ripped off, and had virtually no sleep, courtesy of my aircraft wing fan !!