Towels? What Towels?
If you're looking for a hotel experience that will leave you with stories to tell for years to come, this place has you covered... just not with towels. I had the pleasure of staying here for two days, during which time I learned to appreciate the finer things in life, like drying off with a shirt and pretending breakfast was optional.
Let’s start with the towel situation. Or rather, the lack of one. For two glorious days, I had the opportunity to air dry like a majestic bird, flapping around my room trying to shake off the shower water. When I called down to ask about towels, the response was a mix between a vague promise and a philosophical debate about the nature of towels themselves. Are they even real? Who needs 'em? Certainly not this hotel.