Okay, Expedia, you keep asking me to rate my stay. Here goes.
I don't generally post negative reviews, but honestly, it was kind of gross. The room felt clean and the king size bed was awesome and comfortable enough, but only one of my pillowcases was white (the other three were faded and really old-looking), the sheets had stains on them, and the toilet had been replaced, but was installed at an angle.
Also, the art in the bathroom still had the four cardboard corners on it like it'd just been bought at Target. :)
None of this in and of itself makes it a terrible stay and it was QUIET at night (at least from my room), but it was just kind of weird. And for $150-ish a night, I didn't feel like the value was there.